- NOTE: Since no official lyric publication of this song exists, the following lyrics may contain errors.
- The lyrics seen sung by Jenny are in magenta.
1982 version 1
I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys R Us kid
They've got a million toys at Toys R Us that I can play with
I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys R Us kid
They got the best for so much less, you’ll really flip your lid
From bikes to trains to video games
It’s the biggest toy store there is (gee whiz!)
I don’t wanna grow up, ’cause baby if I did
I couldn’t be a Toys R Us kid
More games, more toys, oh boy!
I wanna be a Toys R Us kid
1982 version 2
I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys R Us kid
There’s a million toys at Toys R Us that I can play with
I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys R Us kid
They've got the best for so much less, you’ll really flip your lid
From bikes to trains to video games
It’s the biggest toy store there is (gee whiz!)
I don’t wanna grow up, ’cause baby if I did
I wouldn’t be a Toys R Us kid
More dolls, more toys, oh boy!
I wanna be a Toys R Us kid
1984 version
Hey there Toys R Us kids, did you hear the great news?
Toys R Us is open with more toys for you to choose
Get up and come on down
To the brand new Toys R Us in town
1996 version
I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys R Us kid
They got a million toys at Toys R Us that I can play with
I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys R Us kid
They got the best for so much less, you’ll really flip your lid
From bikes to trains to video games
It’s the biggest toy store there is (gee whiz!)
I don’t wanna grow up, ’cause baby if I did
I couldn’t be a Toys R Us kid
More games, more toys, oh boy!
I wanna be a Toys R Us kid
2017 version
It's that wonderful season we all find so pleasin'
The Toys R Us time of year
From bikes to trains to video games
We've been with you through all these years.
Let's never grow up, keep doin' like we did
So you'll always be Toys R Us kids
More toys, more joys will be right here
It's that Toys R Us time of year